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At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking.

Who can't read WELL. .... Do other stuff WELL.     " Good"   is an adjective and modifies nouns.  "Well" is an adverb and modifies verbs and adjectives.

It was supposed to be a joke... the school already making mistakes in the name? It's from the movie Zoolander.

Sorry,  I have not seen or heard of Zoolander.   .......I just read the plot line in Wikipedia.   The plot is excellently crazy but perhaps  way too complicated for me to follow.  Also I avoid sex and violence in movies because I "have been there, done that" and I am now bored by it.  No wonder I have not seen Zealander.   I would rather watch Sesame Strasse and it's free.   Yes there is more to life than being good-looking.   There is tennis-  although I admit some of the players are good looking.  They can't help it.   Tennis often causes people to be in good shape and vice versa.

I should start playing tennis ;)

Be warned! Tennis too can lead to sex and violence, depending on who you play and whether you win or lose.

Don't worry Stuart, your opponent is always on the other side of the net,  but I have wicked fun making my opponent  run all over the court.   I need a good place to be aggressive and mean without causing real harm.     I am so tired of people, especially men, always  telling me to be nice.    Actually I think the real reason I like sports is that I like the challenge more than I like winning.  

As far as I can tell German tennis is like Australian tennis, which is what I saw first decades ago. ..... In spite of all that running and smashing balls,  Tennis Champion Serena Williams claims that tennis is 70% mental.

I fail to see how either sex or violence can occur if the participants remain on opposite sides of the net! In my experience the former only occurs post-game (the mind boggles contemplating an alternative scenario!) and the latter is best avoided.

It rains here all winter in the Pacific North West (USA), so no tennis this month.  Instead there is indoor Tai Chi.   Theoretically it is a martial art, but we execute the moves too slowly.  I am getting  use to shifting around with all my weight on one foot.  I can even close my eyes.  But that takes way too much concentration for sex.

Dr. Stuart lol : ).